Jimmy Kimmel ( @jimmykimmel ) Twitter Profile


Jimmy Kimmel

1997 Bowling Digest Co-Bowler of the Year https://t.co/MV5fWNNOlI

Los Angeles

Joined on 23 March, 2009


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After four very long years it’s crazy to think that in just 18 hours Trump will be eating loaded potato skins poolside at Mar-a-Lago and Mike Pence will be off battling gays in space.

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.@RudyGiuliani’s next project is running King Joffrey’s reelection campaign.

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A farewell message from our First Lady. Please take time to watch #bebest

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This is so great @HueyLewisNews & @Metallica together at last! "Hip to Be the Sandman" via @YouTube

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It would appear that he is now styling his hair with hummus.

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NEW #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire at a NEW time! @Karamo Brown plays for his charity @HollywoodFoodCo & special education teacher Shadi Seyedyousef tries for a million bucks at 8|7c on ABC.

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Bid NOW on this priceless 1990 @UNLV @TheRunninRebels Championship Jacket – signed and owned by yours truly. All proceeds go to buying warm coats for those who need them in Philadelphia.

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financial or moral?

NRA files for bankruptcy, says it will reincorporate in Texas

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You’ve seen him in many forms, but you’ve never seen him like this... @Doritos #FlatMatthew #SuperBowl #ad

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It’s time for Grandpa to hand over the keys.

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Mike Pence isn’t going to remove Donald Trump. Mike Pence doesn’t even remove his shirt.

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I'd be so embarrassed if my mom saw me with an insurrection.

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Twitter was a way for us to know where Trump was, like when they put a bell on a cow.

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Quoted @chriswally_87

Hey @jimmykimmel thanks for interrupting my toddler’s nap time with #theseriousgoose

this is the best. Thank you for sending!

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Do you think he’d resign if HBO offered him the part of Samantha in the new Sex and the City?

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I’m all for healing, but before we heal we need to make sure the surgery is finished. There’s a large cancerous tumor that still needs to be removed.

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Quoted @Sethrogen

@hughhewitt There might have been a time when your vocabulary could mask the fact that you’re an empty toilet waiting to be filled with shit, just to give it purpose, but that time has passed.

Dear Canada, thanks for @Sethrogen

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Replying to @FPWellman: Lauren Boebert’s bloodlust rhetoric helped incite the deadly assault on the U.S. Capitol – ⁦@MarioNicolaiEsq⁩ https://t.co/…

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Quoted @jimmykimmel

I don't know who this man is, but I love him deeply

well done @CoreyRForrester!

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Lauren Boebert’s bloodlust rhetoric helped incite the deadly assault on the U.S. Capitol – ⁦@MarioNicolaiEsq

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